What if you do not need fixing, you just need to remember who you already are?
You've spent decades being resilient.
Navigating career hits. Relationship fatigue. Raising humans who now barely need you. But here's what no one tells you:
You're not broken.
Your nervous system is just stuck protecting a version of you that no longer exists.
You're in a liminal space -
My students tell me - their kids are becoming independent.
Their body is changing.
Their old identity does not fit anymore.
And you feel like you're fading into the background of your own story.
Not depressed. Not dramatic.
Just... invisible.
That woman? ...She's you.
And Sparkleforce is where she comes alive.
This isn't another "find your confidence" course.
This is neuroscience-backed belief rewiring meets embodied self-celebration rooted in tikanga Māori and the wisdom that transformation happens when science meets spirit.
We don't just teach you to think differently - we help you feel it in your body so the transformation actually lasts.
Because you can not think or logic your way to feeling good. Your nervous system responds to safety, regulation and embodied proof that you're allowed to take up space.
Welcome to Sparkleforce
where perimenopausal women* become unfuckwithable
Guided by whanaungatanga (deep connection and community care), we build a sisterhood where every story is honoured, every identity embraced and every woman* is held with manaakitanga (radical hospitality, kindness and care).
You do not have to shrink to fit in here.
You get to show up whole - bold, raw, and real.
We avoid creating "safe spaces"
we create BRAVE spaces.
... in 2026 we'll be releasing this. So this is just to tempt and tease you!
-- COMING SOON --
Your sisterhood* of women who GET IT - no judgment, just radical support, co-creation and celebration
The Sparkleforce Community
Our signature burlesque-based embodiment program where you regulate your nervous system, reclaim your sensuality and remember you're magneticAF.
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Inside Sparkleforce, you get:
Now...
Our students do not just "feel better."
- They land five-figure promotions.
- They buy the homes they never thought they'd afford.
- They step into romantic partnerships that match their true worth.
But more than that!
They stop shrinking.
They stop apologising for taking up space.
They stop waiting for permission to be fully alive.
Because wellness here is not hustle hype - it's wholeness.
We teach from the nervous system and the soul. Inspired by Te Ao Māori, we honour the connection between people, land and spirit.
Wellness here is collective, cyclical, and real-life resilient - not just aesthetics.
✨ You walk into rooms differently - people notice
✨ You speak up without second-guessing yourself
✨ You make decisions from desire, not fear
✨ You feel safe being seen, wanted and unapologetically YOU
✨ You stop performing "good girl" and start living as the magnetic woman you are.
Not because you faked it and made it.
Because your nervous system finally feels safe enough to let her* out.
This is what happens when you regulate your nervous system AND reclaim your body:
You've been resilient for decades.
You've survived career hits, relationship fatigue, and identity erosion.
But you were not meant to just survive.
You were meant to be lit the f*ck up.
Here's the truth:
Every product or service we create: from offers to operations, is informed by community wisdom, tested in brave spaces and improved with care.
Partnership-led progress means you always have a voice here. We invite feedback early and often through forums, beta testing and open dialogue.
We practice kia tupato (cultural caution) and reflection so we stay alert to the diverse changing realities of those we serve.
And we own our missteps, because we learn from them. With collective accountability, we track our impact, share our learning and move in connection with our community.
What we say, we do. What we promise, we deliver.
My bond is my truth - and that truth sets us free.
We build WITH you, not FOR you.
Ko Aerana te whakapaparanga mai, engari. Ko Awakairangi te whenua tupu. Ko Wainuiomata te kāinga. He kaiako au i Sparkleforce. Ko Crystal Mischief taku ingoa. Nō reira, tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou katoa
Greetings to you all. Ireland is my ancestry but, Lower Hutt is where I grew up. Wainuiomata is my home. I am a instructor at Sparkleforce. My name is Crystal Mischief. Greetings to you all.
Kia ora,
I'm Crystal!
My pronouns: They/Them
My honorific: Mx
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💋 Get Your Sexy Back 101 - 8-week nervous system reset + burlesque foundations ($697)
💋 -- Coming in 2026 -- Brain-based belief rewiring
If you're feeling lost - I see you. I've been you.
And I know what worked for me 💋✨
Choose Your Path:
❌ We avoid surface-level affirmations
✅ We rewire your nervous system so confidence becomes your default
❌ We avoid teaching you to "fake it till you make it"
✅ We help you feel safe in your body so you don't have to fake anything
❌ We avoid giving you another to-do list
✅ We give you embodied practices rooted in tikanga Māori and neuroscience, honouring cultural protocol, seeking wisdom before action and co-designing experiences that transform, not just inform.
What makes Sparkleforce different?
Because you can't think your way into confidence.
You have to feel your way there.
Crystal Mischief after winning Golden Legend Champion Challenge Golden Stripper
We practice allyship that DOES, not just says.
We seek to learn and understand historical context and the harm that has been caused. We listen without ego. We choose advocacy over aesthetics.
Aroha (love and respect) shapes our boundaries and our bravery.
Through kaitiakitanga, we take responsibility for people, power and the planet - actively examining our blind spots and co-creating structures that uplift, protect and empower.
Consent and autonomy are sacred here.
Diversity isn't a checkbox—it's our foundation.
Now it's time to teach it that being SEEN is safe too.
Your nervous system has kept you safe for decades.
